The Daily EverymanToday
Normie Wins Again
Another holder joins. Another insider left confused.
The insiders woke up this morning to discover yet another everyday holder had joined the movement. Witnesses reported a smooth, fast, low-fee transaction — the kind that used to be reserved for the few.
While others chase the next trend, the Normies are quietly building the next community. Residents declined to comment while celebrating another simple, painless onboarding.
"We were told he was only a meme."
Editor's Note: the insiders declined to comment. The Normies were too busy building.